Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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