I wish I could punch you in the face.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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