kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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