Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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