i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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