I think i peed on brittanys purse
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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