So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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