he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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