How'd it feel making her break her religion?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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