Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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