there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
