Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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