I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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