White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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