Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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