Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
