well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
