dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I am available for nakedness
Randomize
