i just wanna soil my oats bro
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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