week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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