whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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