just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
it glows. i had to have it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You need Xanax blowdarts
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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