Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
is wine microwaveable?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I need to align my fucking chakras
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