You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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