i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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