i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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