I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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