Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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