Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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