I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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