even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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