Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I had to cum in my sink.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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