Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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