what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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