he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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