How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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