there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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