Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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