my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
