I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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