If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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