Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
