The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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