"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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