first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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