This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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