yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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