he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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