suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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