am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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