I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
