I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
