ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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