I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The adults are the big ones right?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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