Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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