I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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